What do you call a man who…
Q. What do you call a man with no shins?
A. Tony
Q. What do you call a man with a herring gull on his head?
A. Cliff
Q. What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
A. Edward
Q. What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?
A. Edward Woodward
Q. What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
A. Doug
Space Jokes
Q. What do you call an alien with three eyes?
A. An aliiien
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. You rocket.
Q. Have you heard about the cow astronaut ?
A. He landed on the moooon
Q. When is the moon the heaviest ?
A. When it is full
Q. What kind of plates do they use in space?
A. Flying saucers
Q. Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
A. In a launch box
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a space ship?
A. A u-f-ho-ho-ho
Q. How do you organise a party ?
A. You planet
Knock Knock Jokes
Adam: Knock knock
Mary: who’s there?
Adam: Doctor
Mary: Doctor who
Adam: Knock knock
Mary: who’s there
Adam: Europe
Mary: Europe who?
Adam: How very dare you