Jokes

What do you call a man who…

Q. What do you call a man with no shins?

A. Tony

Q. What do you call a man with a herring gull on his head?

A. Cliff

Q. What do you call a man with a plank on his head?

A. Edward

Q. What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?

A. Edward Woodward

Q. What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

A. Doug

Space Jokes

Q. What do you call an alien with three eyes?

A. An aliiien

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

A. You rocket.

Q. Have you heard about the cow astronaut ?

A. He landed on the moooon

Q. When is the moon the heaviest ?

A. When it is full

Q. What kind of plates do they use in space?

A. Flying saucers

Q. Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

A. In a launch box

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a space ship?

A. A u-f-ho-ho-ho

Q. How do you organise a party ?

A. You planet

Knock Knock Jokes

Adam: Knock knock

Mary: who’s there?

Adam: Doctor

Mary: Doctor who

Adam: Knock knock

Mary: who’s there

Adam: Europe

Mary: Europe who?

Adam: How very dare you